HAHAHA.. OK so I've been beyond stressed out lately, but to be honest- I've been through worse, so this really isn't all that much to write home about. However, the derby girls always pull through with little things like this, that put a smile on your face:
THE ROLLERGIRL OATH
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This I pledge to you, my derby sister.
I've seen this is various forms (ie: a good friend oath, etc) but I noticed it posted in our forum today, and it made me laugh. So I thought I'd just repost it on the off chance that someone else hadn't seen it yet.
Also... the next time I decide to whack off my hair in the name of BANGS.. for the love of god, someone stop me.....:
how SWEET is that fucking cow lick? hahah Rad.
THE ROLLERGIRL OATH
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This I pledge to you, my derby sister.
I've seen this is various forms (ie: a good friend oath, etc) but I noticed it posted in our forum today, and it made me laugh. So I thought I'd just repost it on the off chance that someone else hadn't seen it yet.
Also... the next time I decide to whack off my hair in the name of BANGS.. for the love of god, someone stop me.....:
how SWEET is that fucking cow lick? hahah Rad.
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you really dont have to worry about the bangs, because i really think someone would only be able to look at them for like half a second before being immediately drawn into your amazing eyes and forgetting all about them-