savana

A couple of things... one, I'm branching into the unknown world of make up. Anyone who knows me, knows that I've never really been into it... or even remotely close to being able to apply it without looking like a two bit hooker... until now. Apparantly MAC makeup not only supplies fantastic products, they make it virtually impossible for even the most challenged- to apply in inappropriately. In short, I bought it, applied it and I'll be damned if I don't just look like a fancier version of myself! I guess I'm a MAC girl all across the board. Who knew. Ok, well I just saw the cover of People magazine, you know the one..... the one with the entire cover story dedicated to Paris's stay behind bars? Yeah... Flipping through it at the grocery store, I caught a glimpse of the nonsense in that Q & A article. What I want to know is that this girl has been a raving moron for 25 years. Do you really REALLY think that in 23 days, she's aquired the ability to simply cease and desist her attack on humanity? God she's annoying. Although, to be fair, in this case- it was my fault. I picked up the magazine that had her on the cover, knowing damn well I was going to put it back on the shelf, slightly dumber then I was before. 23 DAYS! My god. The worlds record for retarded rehabilitation. Anyway.... so yahoo news has an image posted of a half horse, half zebra. Which is kinda cool looking, but outside the stripes on a zebra... isn't it pretty much a horse? Just wondering if I've missed something here. I know that there's the half lion half tiger thing... which is rad.... they have one down at Shambala where Jason's Dad trains elephants. When we stopped by to say hi to him (sadly his elephants died last year- after 30 years of the 3 of them being together... sad huh? ) anyway.. we got to see the Liger... outside of that pesky it-could-kill-me-with-one-swipe-of-its-paw thing... I really really wanted to put my face is his belly and say "awwww-whos-a-prwetty-mixed-up-kitty" nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle.... alright, last but not least... Mr. Cleen sent me this gem... I feel it only fair to note that he did this on the fly, and didn't want me to post it do to the half-ass photoshopping... but how can you send this and me NOT share it... cause you know what they say, she who laughs alone is thought to be nuts... so I share with you ... the giggle....