"I could not resist when he asked, your grave or mine"
"The sexy stench of his rotting flesh/ the squishy sounds as our bodies mesh"
"That dead guy gave me a helluva ride"
Hysterical. These are excerpts from the song "I fucked a zombie" which is actually a good, fun song... both local ghoul bands have laid claim to the song though, The Deadutantes and Thee Merry Widows both have recorded it and play it consistently in there sets, which to be honest, both versions of the song sounds good- so personally, I don't really care whose song it really it is.. as longs as those psychobilly girls keep playing it- I'm good.
Today- I'm feeling tangents. Bring it on folks, toss out a subject, and we'll all take turns on the soap box. I'll go first... what the fuck is the deal with the sugar free, double-nonfat, no foam latte? Really? I can't help but feeling that the person who just ordered that beverage in front of me in line, should not be trusted. Those folks that bust out the Triple, Caramel Macchiato thing (with whip creme) those guys I GET... there up front about there sugar needs.... the Black House Coffee folks (like myself) I Understand those kinds too. No bullshit kind of folks, we need the fucking caffiene and we need to be gettingoutofhere. We don't want our coffee to be pretty, and we don't want pastries. I don't want to have to pick from three different Italian words that all mean Large. Just give me my large house coffee and I'll be on my way. If your lucky, I'll be somewhat coherent enough to smile and wish you a good day. If not, then I'll stare blankly at you and simutanously peek suspiciously at the No fat latte guy...... trying to size him up, just incase he does anything irrational or weird. Like order a bearclaw on top of his sugar free lattee.... serisously.. .What? Ummm.... this concludes my morning rant, feel free to let loose- lets all get this Thursday started off with A BANG.
The Firecracker Enthusiast
That was my song.... and now here's my dance :
"The sexy stench of his rotting flesh/ the squishy sounds as our bodies mesh"
"That dead guy gave me a helluva ride"
Hysterical. These are excerpts from the song "I fucked a zombie" which is actually a good, fun song... both local ghoul bands have laid claim to the song though, The Deadutantes and Thee Merry Widows both have recorded it and play it consistently in there sets, which to be honest, both versions of the song sounds good- so personally, I don't really care whose song it really it is.. as longs as those psychobilly girls keep playing it- I'm good.
Today- I'm feeling tangents. Bring it on folks, toss out a subject, and we'll all take turns on the soap box. I'll go first... what the fuck is the deal with the sugar free, double-nonfat, no foam latte? Really? I can't help but feeling that the person who just ordered that beverage in front of me in line, should not be trusted. Those folks that bust out the Triple, Caramel Macchiato thing (with whip creme) those guys I GET... there up front about there sugar needs.... the Black House Coffee folks (like myself) I Understand those kinds too. No bullshit kind of folks, we need the fucking caffiene and we need to be gettingoutofhere. We don't want our coffee to be pretty, and we don't want pastries. I don't want to have to pick from three different Italian words that all mean Large. Just give me my large house coffee and I'll be on my way. If your lucky, I'll be somewhat coherent enough to smile and wish you a good day. If not, then I'll stare blankly at you and simutanously peek suspiciously at the No fat latte guy...... trying to size him up, just incase he does anything irrational or weird. Like order a bearclaw on top of his sugar free lattee.... serisously.. .What? Ummm.... this concludes my morning rant, feel free to let loose- lets all get this Thursday started off with A BANG.
The Firecracker Enthusiast
That was my song.... and now here's my dance :
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... just how big a bang?
have a great weekend, sweetie!!!