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Friday Jun 24, 2005

Jun 24, 2005
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I love it when bands go out of their way to come up with some interesting promotional stuff to give out before the album comes out. The most-metal-hearted of you may know the infamous "Pink Cream 69 vibrator" promotional item. Damn, i wasn't quick enough to receive one. Or i wasn't "important" enough back then, must have been like 1999.
So, well, i've received a couple of neat things in the past, like Buju Banton skins for "cigarettes" (yeah, just plain cigarettes, ok), or a Sentenced ashtray. Or Garbage vynil tape.

But today... today, i was presented with the most magnificent item of them all. LOL



A HAMMERFALL condom!
For those of you who are not into true metal (how dare you! LOL), Hammerfall is a heavy metal band from Sweden, who's always come fully equipped with the needed leather and studs gear, like it was 1983. Actually, they even play a honest blend of heavy metal, it's just the whole concet of "true metal" that's a bit old-fashioned, but nevermind.

Back to the subject. A branded condom! Coming inside a cute box with the album cover on top! And the writing "Let the Hammer stand" on the back. Let the hammer stand. LOOOOOL!

So, i'd be curious to see what the condom looks like, but on the other hand, this is an item you'd want to keep intact for the future generations. What should i do? Open it? keep it as a memory?

OMG...i love this. ahahaha. a great laugh!

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dusana:
Hey,

I found a site with a free 3D creator download on it...I am going to have some fun with this...I chalange you to a 3D photo off!

kiss
Jun 29, 2005
aikaterine:
lol You're fucking nuts. Looks like you had a good time. Sorry to hear that you witnessed a fatal accident. That's definitely worse than a little deer dying. I should tell you what the fuck I did today working for "the man." I have a fucking welt the same of Montana on the back of my neck, and woodchips in my pants. I smell like a squirrel. lol
Jun 30, 2005

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