Batman
My night of reading, drinking a few beers and the viewing of Lord of The Rings quickly went down the crapper. Me and my roommate were about a half hour into the movie when I noticed another bat hanging in the living room. Yes another. This is my third bat encounter since I have lived here. If you know me, I might have told you about my stories of bats flying inches from my head or hanging inches from my head. Very horrifying for somebody that lacks hunting skills.
I immediately jump up and say," Jake, take care of that shit, im out!" So I stood farthest away to watch him swing into action. He took a box and a furnace filter. Then covered the bat with the box. Slid the filter over the box. By this time the bat was PISSED. It made all of its pissed off squeels and screeches. Next, I ran to the back to door, slid that bitch open. Jake throws his makeshift bat trap, I mean fuckin hurled it! It hits the ground. No bat flys out. Its flapping, throwing a fit in the box. Josie, my dear cat, approaches the box to see what the hell is going on. The bat flys out, scares the shit out of Josie( I thought the bat bit her, but no). The bat flys around, flys at our heads. We both ran in the house and proceeded to make food and watch the movie.
sigh..when will it end.
My night of reading, drinking a few beers and the viewing of Lord of The Rings quickly went down the crapper. Me and my roommate were about a half hour into the movie when I noticed another bat hanging in the living room. Yes another. This is my third bat encounter since I have lived here. If you know me, I might have told you about my stories of bats flying inches from my head or hanging inches from my head. Very horrifying for somebody that lacks hunting skills.
I immediately jump up and say," Jake, take care of that shit, im out!" So I stood farthest away to watch him swing into action. He took a box and a furnace filter. Then covered the bat with the box. Slid the filter over the box. By this time the bat was PISSED. It made all of its pissed off squeels and screeches. Next, I ran to the back to door, slid that bitch open. Jake throws his makeshift bat trap, I mean fuckin hurled it! It hits the ground. No bat flys out. Its flapping, throwing a fit in the box. Josie, my dear cat, approaches the box to see what the hell is going on. The bat flys out, scares the shit out of Josie( I thought the bat bit her, but no). The bat flys around, flys at our heads. We both ran in the house and proceeded to make food and watch the movie.
sigh..when will it end.
mistressmissy:
hehe I know just the Icicles song for you!