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Friday Dec 08, 2006

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Joke for the weekend!!

A woman walks up to a man in a bar and says, 'ooh you smell nice, what have you got on?' and the man replies, 'I've got a hard-on but I didn't think to could smell it!'

HAVA GOOD ONE!!!!

ARRR!!!
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sweet_evil:
Oh don't you fret I have more:

There were two sasages frying in a frying pan, one sausage turns to the other sausage and says, "boy its hot in here." the other sausage looks at him and screams, "Oh my god a talking sausage!!!" biggrin
Dec 19, 2006
addison:
just wanted to say thanks for the comment on my set! smile
Dec 23, 2006

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