i am eating. i am really excited that i have 20 minutes to do nothing. i could be studying for my art history exam, but fuck it.
i feel like i sucked in a bunch of water from the pool because my mouth and lungs taste like chlorine. and i have no idea why. i haven't been in a pool in, like, 7 years. and my nose has that weird chlorine burning in it too. what the fuck? this may be sleep deprivation at its worst.
i will reply to all of you after wenesday if i am still alive and my brain is intact. right now things are fucking nuts and i can't believe i am sitting here on this website wasting precious minutes. but fuck it.
i have a memo if you all could pass it along :
dear whomever may be concerned,
can you please pull some strings and get anita baker to make a new album. fuck ihop, fuck family, fuck privacy, i need a new anita baker album and i would be her personal servant in charge of making her life perfect if she did such.
thank you
inez b. flatpockets
ps. it used to be inez b. perez but my ex is thinking a little too much into that one
pps. i still want to STAB MY EYES OUT WITH RUSTY FORKS
ppps. i did not have sexual relations with that woman, i did not
pppps. my printer LOVES ME. after 6 months of refusing to print from both my mac and my pc, it decided to start printing, and i discovered that it's a POSTSCRIPT PRINTER !ajshdfjhasdjhf!!! i bought it because it could print 13x19 and had cmyk cartridges... but fucking hell i am so smart sometimes i amaze myself. i love you, mr. printer. even thought you're not an epson.
ppppps. digdug made me really happy and posted pictures of my husband, i think that saved my brain til wenesday. farnsworth is one dapper motherfucker and i want to lick some shine into his shoes!!
pppppps. this has gotten out of control
thank you i love you all please pray for me. about good things.
i feel like i sucked in a bunch of water from the pool because my mouth and lungs taste like chlorine. and i have no idea why. i haven't been in a pool in, like, 7 years. and my nose has that weird chlorine burning in it too. what the fuck? this may be sleep deprivation at its worst.
i will reply to all of you after wenesday if i am still alive and my brain is intact. right now things are fucking nuts and i can't believe i am sitting here on this website wasting precious minutes. but fuck it.
i have a memo if you all could pass it along :
dear whomever may be concerned,
can you please pull some strings and get anita baker to make a new album. fuck ihop, fuck family, fuck privacy, i need a new anita baker album and i would be her personal servant in charge of making her life perfect if she did such.
thank you
inez b. flatpockets
ps. it used to be inez b. perez but my ex is thinking a little too much into that one
pps. i still want to STAB MY EYES OUT WITH RUSTY FORKS
ppps. i did not have sexual relations with that woman, i did not
pppps. my printer LOVES ME. after 6 months of refusing to print from both my mac and my pc, it decided to start printing, and i discovered that it's a POSTSCRIPT PRINTER !ajshdfjhasdjhf!!! i bought it because it could print 13x19 and had cmyk cartridges... but fucking hell i am so smart sometimes i amaze myself. i love you, mr. printer. even thought you're not an epson.
ppppps. digdug made me really happy and posted pictures of my husband, i think that saved my brain til wenesday. farnsworth is one dapper motherfucker and i want to lick some shine into his shoes!!
pppppps. this has gotten out of control
thank you i love you all please pray for me. about good things.
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So tell me when your alive again, I have plans to set forth.
Swoo, who may or may not have had sexual relations with that woman. His memory is hazy sometimes.
Good luck for your exam and don't have any sexual relation with Mr Printer with a rusty fork