saturn1

getting hit by a crazy lady who decides to make a u-turn at mach speed in the middle of a busy street is AWESOME

getting asked by her to call the place where she is a keynote speaker before she can see if you're ok is even more awesome, especially when the pain in your chest makes you want to scream and rip your own eyes out the socket. adding to the awesome-ness is her swollen bloody face and her continually saying 'the meeeting i am the keynote speaker!!!! can you call them for me???'

getting your head taped to a plastic surfboard and riding in an am-boo-lance is AWESOME, almost as awesome as having your car nearly totaled.

the for real awesome is pain pills and being alive & healthy.