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Man. I hope you guys are all having a good time enjoying life while the summer is still hanging on by a thread. Fuuuuuck. Life has been SO busy. We're remodeling the porn store, so it's RIDICULOUS how many hours I've been pulling. I'm so damned tired.

The good news is that I still had time for volleyball, chilling with some friends, catching a movie...
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theviceroy:
You're a zombie gangsta!

tenach:
Glad you have time for your friends! That is always quite important in my day. biggrin kiss
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Wow. It was a week since I posted on here last. Who~ops. Sorry I haven't been around to shower you awesome people with comment-love and such.

Not that it matters. Truthfully not much happened in the last week that was particularly noteworthy, other than that I got to watch The Descent (two thumbs up) and Talladega (sp?) Nights (also another two thumbs up) The movies...
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tenach:
Wow, haha, you look stunning with a violin! I wouldn't mind seeing you with your replica highlander sword (I love Highlander..)

I haven't anything to say about the bulimic friend, as the only person I've ever known to be accused of it was myself (and I am proud to say I never have nor ever will be). All I can do is wish you the best of luck with that. biggrin

Talcum powder sounds like it would sting a bit..
morwok:
Whoa, awesome pics! How many instruments do you play?
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Hacked off all of my hair. Well, most of it. Still lots of purple. I can put it in a hawk now. Never had hair this short and I THINK i can rock it. Not sure though. I guess we'll see. I must be doing something right if all of the old people still stare at me like I'm semi-retarded.

Saw Lady in The Water....
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platten:
Pics looking good. See ya around smile
tenach:
I don't know what kind of Jazz it was. I just know that it was on the radio. There was a lot of blues played along with it, too. I shall be listening to more of it though, it is some awesome stuff. I can imagine how hard it'd be to play. The smooth sound it has sounds like you'd have to be very good with your instrument and with the people you're playing with.

I like how your hair looks in your newer pictures biggrin It's awesome!
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I had a moment of emo. Get off my ass about it. LOL Here's some writing I did last night.
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Today is what I needed. Confirmation. I knew it was coming.

The point of origin is of no concern to me. It is merely tethered to its destination, by the means of roped hope. A strand that shimmered with so many promises that things...
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jay_blank:
" I am ALL FOR EASY"

Good to know!

....I'll see if I can get you some love from Lady Luck....although she's all on deez nutz right now.....

...don't forget, I've got your hair and nail clippings....my voo doo doll is almost complete...

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teknomage:
Everyone is entitled to their moments of this or that, especially when it leads to something meaniingful or insiteful or even just fun. It's been awhile since I've had a moment that has produced anything worthwhile, though once upon a time my pen flowed on its own accord. Never be afraid to let your creativity out and never appologize for it. It's a gift. smile
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It's necessary that I post this psuedo-ghetto dork conversation. My friend Ethan is a stringbean white boy, so it cracks me up to no end when we have these chit chats. LOL Enjoy.

Ethan: I'm going on a date tonight.
Akina: OH REALLY
Akina: Tell me about this date, Oh great E.
Ethan: I forgot about this date.
Akina: ...
Akina: LOLOL
Akina: YOU ARE...
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boogalooshrimp:
That's some pretty funny stuff. "Scenes" make me laugh.
tournee:
Thanks for the props in music! I enjoy having a wide taste because there is so much to experience. I recognize most of your selections and would also rate them well. love

Do well and have fun!! smile
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So, here's round two of The Porn Clerk Chronicles. I've been scavaging the site for a group of people that do this for a living, and I haven't ... found a group yet. o_O I found a sex workers group and they were like, "NO. PORN CLERKS DON'T COUNT" in their synopsis of the group. (meh) I think, I might be starting my own. Huh....
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estrada:
Porn shops are so weird. I used to go to some with my friends and we'd talk. Of course it is different depending on what type, we'd go into the dingy ones where the guys in trenchcoats lurk.
jay_blank:
I can definitely see the resemblance to Chappelle! biggrin

I don't know about you having that voo doo doll......I thought I felt someone tickling my feet last night. It may have been the cat....but I wonder.....

I may have to make one of my own! My agents have already collected some hair and fingernail samples from your trash....and you thought they were stealing your identity. HA!

Once the doll is complete...you may feel a strange tingling sensation. That's right..I'm bathing it in dandruff shampoo! No more full bodied bouncy hair for you!

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WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

I have a nerd obligation to feature the following, on my blog. (dun dun dun)

Two links that DEMAND YOU STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH/LOOK. aklsjf; kasjf aks fYES YES YES.
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/downloads/wallpapers/wallpaper2_1280.html

Two points to whomever can tell me what that is. ::points to link above:: (And if you know, YOU ARE SO ON MY COOL LIST, MANG.)

Aaaaaaaaand. http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_medium.html...
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boogalooshrimp:
That is really weak. Oh Heath, why do this to us? I do however look forward to the new Spiderman. The second one was awesome, even to a jaded former comic shop clerk like me.

PS: Your last post was really funny.
jay_blank:
"ps: It's not the meds attacking your body. It's this here voodoo doll. (stab)"


ow...that was my good kidney! blackeyed
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So, I wanted to make a few friends before I started 'releasting' (hahaha. I like that word. It makes me feel I'm holding awesome cards to my chest) these blogs to the site, but one shouldn't hurt. I guess it'll help my 'marketing' here and give people an idea of where I'm coming from. This is one of my favorites. =/ Probably because I felt...
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morwok:
Haha, excellent story. It even has a moral and everything. And I definitely appreciate the Rocko's Modern Life reference. I miss that show.
satsujin:
So here's a slice of irony for me. I haven't seen these assholes that I wrote that blog about in months. I think I have a mild case of psychic powers, because of course, the day I drag this bitch out to post here, is the day that those fucking asshats reappear. God damn them. (roar). I wasn't surprised when I spotted them tag-teaming another manager to lower their ridiculous late fee. ($88, btw. OOOOOH SCORE.) A small part of me rejoiced when the credit card got SWIPED. biggrin