satsujin

It's necessary that I post this psuedo-ghetto dork conversation. My friend Ethan is a stringbean white boy, so it cracks me up to no end when we have these chit chats. LOL Enjoy.

Ethan: I'm going on a date tonight.
Akina: OH REALLY
Akina: Tell me about this date, Oh great E.
Ethan: I forgot about this date.
Akina: ...
Akina: LOLOL
Akina: YOU ARE SO PIMP, THAT YOU FORGOT YOU HAD A DATE.
Ethan: But I am glad that I have a calendar.
Ethan: NO DUDE FOR REAL.
Ethan: I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT.
Akina: Man, that's fucked up.
Ethan: and then I got a phone call all "Hey you. See you later!"
EThan: and I was like "AdjLADjlajdl tf?"
Ethan: So I had to get a haircut right quick.
Akina: :IES::
Ethan: 'cause uhm. We don't scrub out in front of bitches.
Akina: For realz.
Ethan: So we're going to have some dinner.
Ethan: and I'm going to try and get a size on those jeans.
Ethan: 'Cause I'm pretty sure they're loose enough for one more. :SNAP:
Ethan: She is mad hot and I am not trying to lie.
Akina: TAP IT.
Akina:
Ethan:: I might. She was talking nonsense about dancing.
Ethan: and I was like "OH GIRL I AM ALL ON THAT LIKE THE ONLY HETERO IN MACY'S."
Ethan: only it was more like "Yeah, that'd be a'ight." 'cause you can't be playin' the trump card too early or broads be gettin' ideas.
Akina: XD XD XD
Ethan: Which is also like the card you pull if the trick is crazy. The "when in doubt, ho it out" card.



LOL I love you, E. ::dies::