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I am sick again. Damn you New Yorkers with your germy hands all over the subway and your coughing in my direction no matter where i sit or stand..... Fuck you all, now I have an ear infection and severe sinus pain...

Thanks to your inability to wash and sanitize properly... I missed Jello Wrestling last night. I repeat: Fuck you all.

So on my precious day off, I am in my schlumpiest jammies, curled up on the couch with my computer, tivoed True Blood episodes, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, massive amounts of Tylenol severe symptom, enough soda to choke a horse..... and a grumpy grumpy mood.

(on the bright side, my hubby came home with new Star Wars dvds for my collection.. to cheer me up. Now THAT is love. heh.)

I need happy thoughts and funny stuff to get me un-grumpy. Help, please?



p.s. Even sick and grumpy, I love love LOVE you all!!! ♥