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Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

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So I was listening to the radio this morning, getting ready for work, and I heard an ad for the G.I. Joe movie. It made me happy.................. until the very end, when the announcer said

"This movie may not be suitable for children under 13"

(warning, i'm going to yell)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF MAKING A GI JOE MOVIE IF IT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13??????

You and I both know, parents bring their childern to the theater for Freddy Vs Jason, so it really is just futile rage on my part, but I just feel that it is against the rules of the universe to make a children's character into a movie that is NOT FOR CHILDREN.





My favorite are the Public Serivice Announcements

Don't go with strangers..... says the man with the porno moustache on the three-wheeler....







And my FAVORITE........




Don't hide in a fridge...... REALLY??? There are so many children playing in junkyards that it is imperative to do an animated PSA.... NOT TO HIDE IN A FRIDGE..... wow.... whatever

And I think every SG member can appreciate this one....

[SPOILER]




You have to respect a moral lesson from a man in a vest with no shirt and a chest tattoo, who hangs out with little girls at the skate park..... shocked

[SPOILER]

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Aug 4, 2009

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