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Out in the woods, North Carolina

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Wednesday May 13, 2009

May 13, 2009
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Ok so I am SUPER EXCITED about everything coming up.....

Rolling out to see DJ JennCity aka jennifer arroyo at 3 of cups tomorrow.... she is awesome and I can't wait

I'm going to go watch my girl Shanni rock out at the Knitting Factory on Saturday Nite

Tattoo Convention is this weekend!!!!!!

I have interviews at TWO different dungeons to become a Dominatrix

The Black and Blue Bowl is rapidly approaching

And I am totally planning on doing the Bombshell Betty photo shoot... it just looks like so much fun


On a slightly related note... I have been hitting the gym every day to get myself into leather and latex shape, and I am suddenly able to jog 4 miles without collapsing. Who knew? This from the girl who actually got hit by a truck because it just seemed like too much effort to move out of the way that fast.... but I digress. The weight machines are also doing their part to tighten my ass and flatten my tummy. Plus I love going to the gym and watching all the hot muscley men sweat and the cute girls with the smackable asses bounce around........

But I AM SO FUCKING SORE!!!!


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Sounds like you've got a a great bunch of things goin on. Good luck with the interviews.

I admire your gym dedication ... I really gotta figure out how to make myself go.
May 14, 2009
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what's up lady long time?
May 19, 2009

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