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satire_

Out in the woods, North Carolina

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Saturday May 09, 2009

May 9, 2009
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Haven't posted in a while..... life just gets so crazy! I have been busy traveling to D.C. and North Carolina.... I finally got to meet my nephew who was born on my birthday... in freaking August! It sucks that he was 9 months old before I even met him, but it was worth the wait... He is BEAUTIFUL! I am infatuated, and he is the best baby in the world. Seriously. I have lots of anecdotal evidence to back up my claim.

I was lucky enough to get to go to the Pretty Things Peepshow before I went out of town, and it was FANTASTIC! Bettina and Amy are beautiful and sexy, and very busy, but still were nice enough to answer my questions and chat for a while. I am also quite taken with Heather and Insectivora and thought their sword swallowing and fire eating was scary and awesome! I am SO glad I went!!!!

I wish I could do burlesque for a living.... that is going on my list of dream jobs, right under 'tattoo model' and 'professional sex instructor' hahahahaha!!!

~ Satire

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river_9:
what's up new buddy? Nice to have friend the tri sate area.
May 9, 2009
shanni:
haha sex instructor-lord knows i need that kinda job right now lol

and im so jealous you went aaaaaaagh
i just realized ur probly outta town on saturday lol
May 10, 2009

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