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Monday Apr 20, 2009

Apr 20, 2009
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OH HOLY CATS........

I am really going the right way to get fired. Aside from being late at least 3 days a week, I called in on Friday, because I was sad and wanted to go shopping, and then had to again today cause went out last night and got RIPPED...

I got WAY sick too. Strangely enough, I think it was the horribly dry club sandwich that tipped the scales towards the toilet.... not the wine, beer, or super delicious malibu bay breezes.... That sandwich was CRAP.

Anyway, it is a good thing that I am SO FUCKING FABULOUS at my job, or I would be be out on my ass in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Maybe I should bring in some sweet treats for my colleagues so they don't hang me upside down and beat me with a red hot poker when I go back.......

I think cheesecake will do just fine
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pda:
Jobs = bad. Cheesecake = good. <- LIFE LESSON.

I hope the humidity is in check this summer. I want warm...not boiling.
Apr 20, 2009

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