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Sunday Apr 12, 2009

Apr 12, 2009
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My housewarming was last night.

A million beers, cocktails, and glasses of wine later................

The house has been warmed, christened, and visited by the police

Apparently people get pretty angry about "naked in public" in New York

Also, arraignments are somewhat slower on Easter than other days

Moral of the story?

Don't run naked through the neigborhood the night before a major holiday.

Don't make a streaking bet as a Guitar Hero tiebreaker.

Also, don't piss off your neighbors, because they will lecture you when you are drunk, and it is really annoying. You will then tell them they are annoying, thereby pissing them off further.

Hmmm.... bail money..... ???

~ * HAPPY EASTER * ~


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HAHAHHAHA, sounds like some parties I have been too. Although we never got the cops out, we tried damn it we tried.
Apr 14, 2009

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