satire_

Ok, so I moved into my fabulous new apartment almost a month ago, and have finally gotten arount to hanging pictures and artwork.... in fact, my procrastination has caused me actual pain, since my brilliant idea of leaning things against the wall for weeks on end has resulted in numerous stubbed toes and tripping. Anyway, I launched myself at the task.......... power drill, tape measure and level in hand as any serious do-it-yourselfer should. Every item has been hung in exactly the right place, with the ultimate care, in thoughful locations. SO WHY IS EVERY FUCKING THING CROOKED??????????????? I think I am the only woman alive who can manage to have crooked pictures after using both a LEVEL and SELF LEVELING HOOKS. Shit Shit Shit. Oh well. anyone who comes to my house either not care or pretend not to notice..... Or I will kick them out!