satanspetcat

Sometimes I get the urge to walk up to people and tell them details of my life. This rather perverse desire includes people I do and don't know and things that are both obvious and deeply secret. If you are adept at logical puzzles, this means that at any given moment, I may or may not approach an individual whom I may or may not know and tell them something that may or may not be very revealing.

- I had so much sex today that I'm having trouble walking. -

See? I told you I do it sometimes. If only I had walked up to you first.