Dearest residents,
You have been given the most glorious and important task of paving the way for legalized marijuana. Don't fuck it up. It's not that difficult, just don't be stupid about it. Don't bring pot brownies to school functions, I'm talking to you retarded teacher. Don't go giving that shit to kids, don't drive high and cause a pile up, just chill out. Follow the fucking rules, I mean it can't be more difficult than what it was before right? Be smart about it, whether you like it or not you have been given a wonderful freedom, that has come with a heavy consequence of setting an example for America of the positive effects of legalizing marijuana as a nation. So, please, PLEASE do it right. So someday we can all toke comfortably wherever we may be.
Yours truly,
S.A