Girlfriend Application
Yeah, this is lame, but I got bored and wrote it up. Hell, I don't even know if I want a girlfriend right now, but let's just pretend we're living in an ideal world.
1) Must be an "on-time" person
2) Must be sane
3) Must be vegan
4) Must read books
5) Must like scifi and horror
6) Must be "spooky"
7)...
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Yeah, this is lame, but I got bored and wrote it up. Hell, I don't even know if I want a girlfriend right now, but let's just pretend we're living in an ideal world.
1) Must be an "on-time" person
2) Must be sane
3) Must be vegan
4) Must read books
5) Must like scifi and horror
6) Must be "spooky"
7)...
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user0207231052:
I fucking love it! Hey, when you find her, can I borrow?? 
user0207231052:
Woo... Back home.
Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold is my current theme song. I really don't like that band so much, but hey, if the shoe fits. 1 week and I'll be to my new home in MA.
It's going to be so much better... Decent job with amazing benefits... 2 amazing roommates. And a couple good friends to hang with. Yeehaw.
Anyhow, 2 new holes...
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Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold is my current theme song. I really don't like that band so much, but hey, if the shoe fits. 1 week and I'll be to my new home in MA.
It's going to be so much better... Decent job with amazing benefits... 2 amazing roommates. And a couple good friends to hang with. Yeehaw.
Anyhow, 2 new holes...
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Gah!
Glorious Internet, how I have been without thee for a couple days, and suddenyl, on the morning of my departure from the glorious windy city, I find you have returned.
Holy hell. Going home is going to suck ass.
I get back, then I have 3 days to pack up all my shit and then move over a thousand miles away. Home makes me...
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Glorious Internet, how I have been without thee for a couple days, and suddenyl, on the morning of my departure from the glorious windy city, I find you have returned.
Holy hell. Going home is going to suck ass.
I get back, then I have 3 days to pack up all my shit and then move over a thousand miles away. Home makes me...
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NP: The Queers - Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if...
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I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if...
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sindri:
die hopeless romantic side! 
i'm sorry that isn't working out for you... hope you have a good day boy!
i'm sorry that isn't working out for you... hope you have a good day boy!So...
I went out last night...
And ended up making out randomly.
This girl asked me what I thought of her... I told her she was cute. She got kind of offended, and then I said, drunkenly, "would you prefer I call you fugly?"
hahahahahahaha. She wasn't too happy.
So yeah. If you're making out with a girl, never mention the word fugly. And I...
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I went out last night...
And ended up making out randomly.
This girl asked me what I thought of her... I told her she was cute. She got kind of offended, and then I said, drunkenly, "would you prefer I call you fugly?"
hahahahahahaha. She wasn't too happy.
So yeah. If you're making out with a girl, never mention the word fugly. And I...
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sindri:
i can't believe she got offended because you said she was cute... how drunk was the girl?
Some good advice...
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show us just how badly we want something.
And...
When you're frustrated and angry with someone, it may be just because you haven't given them enough time.
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show us just how badly we want something.
And...
When you're frustrated and angry with someone, it may be just because you haven't given them enough time.
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kidcabernet:
Do you climb brick walls or break through them?
sindri:
nice blog and your right.. that is great advice. 
Did I mention how much I dislike my mom sometimes?
I turn off my phone for a few hours last night so that I can go out with some friends to this goth club here in Northampton called Haven (which... perhaps I've been spoiled, but was a little low-key). Anyhow... I get back to the car, and find my phone has been called 50 fucking...
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I turn off my phone for a few hours last night so that I can go out with some friends to this goth club here in Northampton called Haven (which... perhaps I've been spoiled, but was a little low-key). Anyhow... I get back to the car, and find my phone has been called 50 fucking...
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user0207231052:
Yeah....that whole inescapable trend of warfare....kinda makes me want to put a spoon in my eye.....I'll never understand it's need in our society, but perhaps I'm naive
sureality:
Well thats good news.
Ok... So Let's say I'm leaning towards Chicago.
I was going to be moving to Northampton, MA this september (as I just graduated and need to get the hell out of Colorado before I go insane), but now I'm pondering going back to Chicago, as I went there for school for 2 years and miss it... a lot.
So... Where the hell in Chicago? I...
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I was going to be moving to Northampton, MA this september (as I just graduated and need to get the hell out of Colorado before I go insane), but now I'm pondering going back to Chicago, as I went there for school for 2 years and miss it... a lot.
So... Where the hell in Chicago? I...
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seizure:
I just love it there. I think its a gorgeous city with a lot to offer
sureality:
Hi!
So... I'm in the middle of deciding whether or not I want to move to MA or Chicago...
Anyone care to help me narrow it down?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Anyone care to help me narrow it down?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
seizure:
chicago