satanis7

Girlfriend Application

Yeah, this is lame, but I got bored and wrote it up. Hell, I don't even know if I want a girlfriend right now, but let's just pretend we're living in an ideal world.

1) Must be an "on-time" person
2) Must be sane
3) Must be vegan
4) Must read books
5) Must like scifi and horror
6) Must be "spooky"
7) Must be great in bed and with a healthy sex drive
8) Must be hot
9) Must not be overly emotional
10) Must like piercings and tattoos
11) Must be cool with my modeling and writing
12) Must not like country or rap
13) Must have a goal in life
14) Must have priorities
15) Must live near me
16) Must not live with parents
17) Must not be religious or overly religious
18) Must not get jealous without good reason
19) Must have a real job
20) Must be honest
21) Must be faithful
22) They must BE THEMSELVES.
23) Must not instigate needless drama.
24) Must be open and willing to talk
25) Must like me back and appreciate and recognize who I am.

I'm sure I'll add more to it later, lmao.