satanis7

OK, my neck is killing me, so I can't sleep.

Oh well... I got a few good hours in, and I can always nap later.

Today is one of those perfect days to surprise someone with something random, like breakfast. But I don't really hang out with anyone around here that often for that to be a comfortable thing to do. So, chance wasted, lame....
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Well, tonight is the first night I've really had trouble sleeping.

I'll probably fall asleep again soon.

I start work next week, which should be interesting. I also find out that we might have to move, because of some issues with lead paint and crap, which blows. Not like it'd be hard, seeing as I have everything pretty much read to go as it is...
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DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One question...

How much would you get payed to avoid someone you really cared for?

Coughing up shit from my lungs is probably not something I want to do in a painful way ever again in my life. I haven't been sick in a while so I suppose it was bound to happen, but this blows, haha.

Anyhow, life here is pretty good. I have some awesome roommates, Willy is taken care of, we have two very cool cats, and...
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Time for a rant.

I went out with my parents yesterday.

Ok... Fucking hell. I hate politics.

Of course, my dad brought it up. Yeah, we're fucking headed towards WWIII. If you think elsewise, you're fucking stupid. We have a fucking hard on for the middle east and nothing is safe.

My dad disagreed.

Yeah well, he's fucking stupid. He never read Persepolis. We're fucked....
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My house is going to be so fucking empty after today...

I'm getting rid of all my old furniture. It's insane.

I feel like I should do something weird, like naked cartwheels or something. HAHA.

Anyhow, things are good. And... NIN in 4 days! Yeehaw.

Girlfriend Application

Yeah, this is lame, but I got bored and wrote it up. Hell, I don't even know if I want a girlfriend right now, but let's just pretend we're living in an ideal world.

1) Must be an "on-time" person
2) Must be sane
3) Must be vegan
4) Must read books
5) Must like scifi and horror
6) Must be "spooky"
7)...
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Woo... Back home.

Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold is my current theme song. I really don't like that band so much, but hey, if the shoe fits. 1 week and I'll be to my new home in MA.

It's going to be so much better... Decent job with amazing benefits... 2 amazing roommates. And a couple good friends to hang with. Yeehaw.

Anyhow, 2 new holes...
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Gah!

Glorious Internet, how I have been without thee for a couple days, and suddenyl, on the morning of my departure from the glorious windy city, I find you have returned.

Holy hell. Going home is going to suck ass.

I get back, then I have 3 days to pack up all my shit and then move over a thousand miles away. Home makes me...
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NP: The Queers - Motherfucker

I went to your house real late last night

You were tucked in the bed you little sprite

Your dad passed out in front of the TV

I swear to god dude, she came on me



She asked me if I minded going down-

Motherfucker

She pulled her robe off then we went to town-

Motherfucker

She asked me if...
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So...

I went out last night...

And ended up making out randomly.

This girl asked me what I thought of her... I told her she was cute. She got kind of offended, and then I said, drunkenly, "would you prefer I call you fugly?"

hahahahahahaha. She wasn't too happy.

So yeah. If you're making out with a girl, never mention the word fugly. And I...
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