After just having my nose re-pierced, I've realised I have a very low tolerance for pain. I've been trying to recall events where I've been in a lot of pain and can't think of many. I sprained my ankle earlier this year and that hurt like a mothabitch. Other than that, I've stubbed my toe a lot, walked into walls, staircases, doors, poles (get stuffed,...
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Blah. Feeling kinda shit.
Don't you hate it when ALL your friends are busy but you're hanging out for some company ? Even my family are too busy to see me. I'm so gonna go eat worms.
I've had a fucked week! I think Mercury and some alien plent is misaligned or something crawled up my butt while I was sleeping. Which is kinda kinky...
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Don't you hate it when ALL your friends are busy but you're hanging out for some company ? Even my family are too busy to see me. I'm so gonna go eat worms.
I've had a fucked week! I think Mercury and some alien plent is misaligned or something crawled up my butt while I was sleeping. Which is kinda kinky...
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derek:
enjoy Princess Mononoke. i am seeing a mate of mine for a session at the union tonight. i hope she is thirsty because i sure as fuck am and its 11 in the morning. like the poster in the pubs says 'i allus has one at eleven'. i have a 5 litre cask of goon next to me. it is to do with an art peice i swear!!! had some last night. crap. i might have the cask next to the painting at the exhibition. i can't be fucked explaining it but it should look cool.
turning 31 in 3 weeks you say. are you having a berfday pardy?
turning 31 in 3 weeks you say. are you having a berfday pardy?
derek:
sg hookup satan 31st party!!!!
Goonie bags o fun here at the studio.
Goonie bags o fun here at the studio.
So I finally leave the house today after days of whimpering like a wounded ferret on the couch. I lock the door, walk half-way down the steps outside my flat and slam my head into the bottom of the stairs going up to the next level. 
After carrying on like a porkchop for about 2 minutes holding my head and mouthing "ow ow ow you...
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After carrying on like a porkchop for about 2 minutes holding my head and mouthing "ow ow ow you...
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venal_polish:
lol...i adore you...you seriously make me laugh out loud..
so how do you spell it....
so how do you spell it....
theblacknurse:
lol @ whippet woman.... ahh no need to be jealous of "monica", shes so blatantly OCD'd she ran herself thin from trips back n forth to the basin to wash her hands 4 billion times
To renew my membership or not ? I dunno. sg is lots of fun and youse all rock. But by GOLLY there's a lot of fuckstain-wankers here. Have you read the 'waaaah, girls-only group is bad, hmmkay' threads on the boards ? Frankly I'm embarrassed to be human with some of the shit spouted there.
Some people need to subscribe to my current life motto:...
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illbillzillbub:
stay,stay.....i wanna come and crash your cushion fort.
dont go to the boards,dont go to the boards.
i occasionally have a look,but...not worth the grief.
hang with the cool guys,coz there are plenty around
dont go to the boards,dont go to the boards.
i occasionally have a look,but...not worth the grief.
hang with the cool guys,coz there are plenty around
reptar:
My mum has photos of me naked holding a broom, but if your family are into the whole naked passed out in a cupboard thing then I'm cool with that, just don't expect me to come over for dinner 
I've just discovered the joy of strawberries bejizzled with nutella. OH MY GOD. *culinary orgasm*
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reptar:
There was no freaking out except for one moment when I fell over carrying things up the stairs. I was worried I might have busted a synth. You know when you get kind of hypnotised by stairs if you look at them when you're walking up them?
Well no freaking out by me anyway, plenty by other people.
Well no freaking out by me anyway, plenty by other people.
illbillzillbub:
banana/peanut butter/honey/cinnamon.
hah! substitute the pb with nutella
hah! substitute the pb with nutella
*doin' tha It's Friday And All I Want To Do Is Lie On The Couch and Watch DVDs Dance*
Having said that, the dance isn't really a dance. It's more a shuffle. Ok, it's maybe just a little nod.
Having said that, the dance isn't really a dance. It's more a shuffle. Ok, it's maybe just a little nod.
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60ftqueenie:
well you then entertain me......
though the thought of the black nurse rocking out to bruce springsteen is a very entertaining thought to me
hahahaha
though the thought of the black nurse rocking out to bruce springsteen is a very entertaining thought to me
hahahaha
venal_polish:
i'll give *you* savers babies
dude...trent reznor with the lights on...?? thats disgusting.
dude...trent reznor with the lights on...?? thats disgusting.
I'm so late for work. Somehow I don't see my boss being very understanding if I told him why.
"i'm sorry I'm late, I'm horny."
"i'm sorry I'm late, I'm horny."
60ftqueenie:
heh... morning sex... is there anything better?... hmm yes.. when you're making them breakfast and.......
oh you dont need to know that....
oh you dont need to know that....
Remind me whyit's illegal to kill dirty old men who leave filthy messages on your voicemail ? 
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illbillzillbub:
sorry,
thanks for the wishes
thanks for the wishes
venal_polish:
i am the toofless bandit...watchit kiddo or im swashbucklin you next.
mmmm brand new 21up docs mmm blisters.
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thefuckoffkid:
Blisters & boobies.
reptar:
Yo, pity you didn't make it on saturday, there be only four of us. Next time? We pick a better band to see too, or none at all...
Who needs friends when you've got boobies?
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satanikaf:
Yes DAMN YOU ALL and your peer group pressure, I'll be there on Saturday after work to further violate you with my mad 133t delurking skillz. I have no idea what that means.
I don't know why but I never go to the Corner.. the last time I went, Commissioner Gordon and a couple of other ska bands were playing and I had the BEST night, yet I never think to check what's happening there. This will have to change
I don't know why but I never go to the Corner.. the last time I went, Commissioner Gordon and a couple of other ska bands were playing and I had the BEST night, yet I never think to check what's happening there. This will have to change
reptar:
I believe the correct term is "l337"
freakin noobs.
freakin noobs.
things are fairly cool... I'll catch you on msn...