Ok, so yesterday I stood on the scales at the doctors and just about had a conniption. After seeing the delightfully HIDEOUS photos of myself from Saturday night, a little light went on in my underused brain and I gasped "I'm Jabba the Hut's long-lost sister!!". So here I am in HAPPY LAND OF EXERCISE. and pump! and pump! and stretch! and stretch! Who's yo mama! Grind those pelvises! (pelvii?) Do the grapevine and shit!
Kill me.
Kill me.
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and gelflings! right so theyre' not monsters but theyre friends with lots of them...i think the haggard old witch with one eye in the dark crystal is my favourite monster...she's sooooo ...yuk. and the peacable monk-like chanting ones...theyre' good too.
sesame street sucks but i always had a passion for snuffalupagus (sp?)...ok so he was a lame fag but he looked cool...and his little sister with the bow in her hair... she kicked sum butt. altho the best sesame street character was wormy...oh wormy! actually now that i think about it the cynical trash can dude is my alter-ego...
ever seen barney? he needs to be given a hit of arsenic.... he puts monsters to shame. he is a dinosaur
though.
and what about the guy in the land before time..? the nice snuggly huge dragon one... my golden retriever is the spitting image of him... i kid you not.
one day i will show you my one eyed ET doll...he makes little children cry. and maybe ill do my monster voice for you too.
oh! i could talk about monsters forever!