satanicmechanic

Oh man... I seriously have to get Napoleon Dynamite on dvd! A couple weeks ago my brother rented it and we both laughed out asses off. Since it got a bad review in the local paper I thought I would hate it but that review was wrong, wrong, WRONG!!! It's exactly my type of humor, where something as simple as stuffing tater tots in a pocket is hilarious. Anywho we watched Leno just cause Jon Heder the guys who plays him, was on and I remembered how painfully unfunny Leno is on his own. Of course it was MY task to watch the whole thing and call for my brother when the guy was on Then again I've been spoiled by The Daily Show *dreamy sigh* O Jon Stewart, the sex god of the nerdy girl!
Anywho speaking of tater tots my dorm cafeteria actually calls them "potato gems". I shit thee not.

Am I the only Harry Potter slash fan totally bored by Harry/Draco or Snape/Harry? I swear every other fic is either of those pairings! Maybe it's just because I really dislike Snape and Draco. I mean Snape is interesting in a morally ambiguous way, but I don't care how sexy Alan Rickman-as-Snape is, he's a godamn jerk! And don't get me started on the hordes of "Draco's just a good guy inside, all he needs is a hug!" people. He's a little bastard, a skinny, less amusing Eric Cartman, and not nearly as funny either. Of course Dudley Dursley is basically a British Cartman, he's a jerk too but more amusing cause whenever I read his part I mentally give him a Cartman voice.

Did I just write that? I feel like Larry Groznic! (of The Onion)