So I need something warm and sweet....
cake.
cake mixes...check
butter...check
water....check
eggs....shit.
frosting...shit.
Wal-Mart....buy eggs, frosting and a pan
Home...
Pre-heating, dumping, mixing, pouring, cooking....hooray.
30 minutes later...I smell burning.
The cake has overflowed onto the bottom of my oven. I spatula the shit out and put the cake on a cookie sheet to prevent more overflowing.
A bit more overflowage and 10 minutes...
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cake.
cake mixes...check
butter...check
water....check
eggs....shit.
frosting...shit.
Wal-Mart....buy eggs, frosting and a pan
Home...
Pre-heating, dumping, mixing, pouring, cooking....hooray.
30 minutes later...I smell burning.
The cake has overflowed onto the bottom of my oven. I spatula the shit out and put the cake on a cookie sheet to prevent more overflowing.
A bit more overflowage and 10 minutes...
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I said my goodbyes to 2005 with my bestest girls in thee whole wide world and said hello in fine fashion (drunk and dancing) to 2006.
While 2005 had some wonderful up's...the tail end of it was full of down's, down's I am happy to leave in 2005. I feel quite accomplished...did lots of wonderful and important (even if only to myself) this year...completed a...
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While 2005 had some wonderful up's...the tail end of it was full of down's, down's I am happy to leave in 2005. I feel quite accomplished...did lots of wonderful and important (even if only to myself) this year...completed a...
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turbulence:
Happy New Year!!!!
All the best for 2006!
All the best for 2006!
najohns:
Cool. You lost alot of weight? Your pics look great. I lost about 30 pounds this year. Got tired of letting school rule my life and got myself in shape. Congrats.
I can't sleep anymore. I look at the clock and it's 4am. I drag my ass to bed and roll around for a while and wonder why I wake up at 1-2-3pm in the afternoon.
Tried to find something to wear for New Years. I have no motivation to shop or think about the night. While I know I will be with my best girls...
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Tried to find something to wear for New Years. I have no motivation to shop or think about the night. While I know I will be with my best girls...
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turbulence:
I hope you have a nice New Years Eye... Cheer up a bit 
BTW: you should use the 3rd pic of your "stars in our eyes" set in you profile. I the stars and the eyes 
Everything I like is more than 100, you're lucky
BTW: you should use the 3rd pic of your "stars in our eyes" set in you profile. I
the stars and the eyes
Everything I like is more than 100, you're lucky
najohns:
Sounds like we have a lot in common (with the bathroom masturbatory thing and all). Really like your tats. Where do you teach?
So I'm home now, after days and days of too much and not enough.
Got home on Friday, fun fun. I went to see a friend's band...had a shitty time. I was essentially ignored by the person who's band I went to see, got harrassed by a shemale to get a pap smear, and then drove home. yea. great start. good thing I looked cute...
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Got home on Friday, fun fun. I went to see a friend's band...had a shitty time. I was essentially ignored by the person who's band I went to see, got harrassed by a shemale to get a pap smear, and then drove home. yea. great start. good thing I looked cute...
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turbulence:
Different country, different family, nearly the same plot And I have my ipod for like 4 years ...
And I have my ipod for like 4 years ...
Drank last night. probably drank a bit too much. think I scared off a friend. sorry to you darling if that's the case. if not, then you're a butthead for leaving me there.
ramen noodles are amazing when drunk. so are friends. both do a good job of making you feel better when drunk and being a girl...perhaps a bit of thee pms too, who...
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ramen noodles are amazing when drunk. so are friends. both do a good job of making you feel better when drunk and being a girl...perhaps a bit of thee pms too, who...
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grahamfacekillah:
booze + ramen = goodness.
grahamfacekillah:
booze + ramen = goodness.
Yesterday: watched a shit-tastic movie: Devil's Rejects...waste of my $2.50. It was certainly made out to be a lot more gorey and fucked up than it was. Oh well.... Have two more movies to go, was gonna watch em with a dear friend o' mine, but we ended up watching music videos and making fun of them. It's really easy to guess what kind of...
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darke:
a naughty teacher obsessed with porn... sounds like a set to me. 
Welcome to SG
Welcome to SGGot the BEST xmas present today....PORN. I'm not going to stop looking at it, endless website of possibilities. I have energy drinks, I can do it!
Got to see a good friend today (bearer of said porn) and got some lunch....too short of a time, not much hanging out unfortunately.
Got to see another friend leave...for a long while. It left a giant lump in...
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Got to see a good friend today (bearer of said porn) and got some lunch....too short of a time, not much hanging out unfortunately.
Got to see another friend leave...for a long while. It left a giant lump in...
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oddsandevans:
pffft twat.
didnt show up for my bday. whats with that??? i was expecting a highly sexual spatula? whatever that means.
how are you? we havent talked in a while. lets go get a few beers and tell descriptive details of our woes.
much love
evan
didnt show up for my bday. whats with that??? i was expecting a highly sexual spatula? whatever that means.
how are you? we havent talked in a while. lets go get a few beers and tell descriptive details of our woes.
much love
evan
mark_plus_beer:
Hiya , welcome to the site
yaaah for porn
yaaah for porn
and hugs.