I wrote these "lyrics" last week. Just insert whatever heavy metal sound you want for them.
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Brains made of cork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Stick 'em with forks!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Dumber than Mork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Stuff 'em with pork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Makes me wanna hork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Send 'em to New York!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
I'm going to Quarks!
Guess what kind of week I was having.

People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Brains made of cork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Stick 'em with forks!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Dumber than Mork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Stuff 'em with pork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Makes me wanna hork!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
Send 'em to New York!
People are dorks!
People are dorks!
I'm going to Quarks!
Guess what kind of week I was having.
