sargent

eeeeeer, just got home. not so sober.

I smell like club.




P.S. when trying to pick up girls it may be best advised not to combine "Gawd! you look like yer 14!!!" and "awwww! let me buy you a shot of jager!!!!!!!" in the same sentence....

OR, hell go for it!!! at least I will know who to run from...






UPDATE: It's morning now... Just woke up. Forgot new place has mirrored walls. Walked into dining room. Jumped like a cartoon upon seeing hungover weirdo in my house... She WAS kinda cute though.