Well its funny how everything seems to go in life. With me its specificly girls. Heres some background before i get to the real story.
I am everything your mom and dad don't want you bringing home. I am a felon, convicted of hacking cc numbers, distributing them and using them for my personal gain... more on that here http://www.ad-kill.voidofmind.com/tom.php . I swear a lot, Im cocky, Im pretty arrogant (more so at times) i fight a lot, and i can be pretty pretentious and short about things i know / think i know..
I lived on cape cod before i went to jail (its just like florida, deaths waiting room). i think my main purpose on cape cod was to piss off the local male population by beating their asses or, by being an outright dick and sleeping with their girlfriends. As one may notice by my above description my friendships down there were particularly short lived.
However There are a few noteworthy things that happened. I found 3 girls (almost simultaneously). Karenia (something like that spelling), Katie, and Sarah. of the three karenia was the hottest, Katie was the nicest and sarah was the easiest. Fair to say which one i went with on those descriptions alone. Sarah. however I stayed in close contact with the two of them, but i lost contact with Karenia when i went to jail (didn't have her address / phone number to contact her with). so naturally when i get out of jail I have to go to cape to see old friends. realizing i have none, i came home. couldn't find karenia..
I got a job at petco after the whole jail thing, i started on april 22nd this year. you see my job is far from one that you could call glamerous. so one day im at work and this day is yesterday.
Yesterday is going like any other just before holiday day at petco would, a riot of people surge into the store, expect super-fast yet godly knowledgable service and bitch like a burnt pancake when they don't get it.(*contemplates last sentence, . . . nevermind *) anyhow as im working the time is about 715 and im up at register doing SOMETHING, BUYING something i don't need. be it some article of candy / food etc. i dont need it. anyhow, as im in line a blonde girl about 22 years old (very hyper / add) walks over to me and asks to hold a chinchilla, i reply sure. shawna who was on register hands me her keys. As i go to open the chinchilla hex who is with this blonde girl but karenia. 75 miles from her hometown, taking a odd-handed visit to petco while visiting an old college friend. This troubled me. You can imagine my extreme pain in having to turn their offer of "... go out drinking then come back to our place for some fun". Naturally im suprised that i did too... but my g/f is having some issues and can't have sex at the current moment, so being a good b/f means ill share that pain and turn down a threesome with a girl ive wanted for the better part of 3 years....
WTF is wrong with me.
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~sarevok9~
I am everything your mom and dad don't want you bringing home. I am a felon, convicted of hacking cc numbers, distributing them and using them for my personal gain... more on that here http://www.ad-kill.voidofmind.com/tom.php . I swear a lot, Im cocky, Im pretty arrogant (more so at times) i fight a lot, and i can be pretty pretentious and short about things i know / think i know..
I lived on cape cod before i went to jail (its just like florida, deaths waiting room). i think my main purpose on cape cod was to piss off the local male population by beating their asses or, by being an outright dick and sleeping with their girlfriends. As one may notice by my above description my friendships down there were particularly short lived.
However There are a few noteworthy things that happened. I found 3 girls (almost simultaneously). Karenia (something like that spelling), Katie, and Sarah. of the three karenia was the hottest, Katie was the nicest and sarah was the easiest. Fair to say which one i went with on those descriptions alone. Sarah. however I stayed in close contact with the two of them, but i lost contact with Karenia when i went to jail (didn't have her address / phone number to contact her with). so naturally when i get out of jail I have to go to cape to see old friends. realizing i have none, i came home. couldn't find karenia..
I got a job at petco after the whole jail thing, i started on april 22nd this year. you see my job is far from one that you could call glamerous. so one day im at work and this day is yesterday.
Yesterday is going like any other just before holiday day at petco would, a riot of people surge into the store, expect super-fast yet godly knowledgable service and bitch like a burnt pancake when they don't get it.(*contemplates last sentence, . . . nevermind *) anyhow as im working the time is about 715 and im up at register doing SOMETHING, BUYING something i don't need. be it some article of candy / food etc. i dont need it. anyhow, as im in line a blonde girl about 22 years old (very hyper / add) walks over to me and asks to hold a chinchilla, i reply sure. shawna who was on register hands me her keys. As i go to open the chinchilla hex who is with this blonde girl but karenia. 75 miles from her hometown, taking a odd-handed visit to petco while visiting an old college friend. This troubled me. You can imagine my extreme pain in having to turn their offer of "... go out drinking then come back to our place for some fun". Naturally im suprised that i did too... but my g/f is having some issues and can't have sex at the current moment, so being a good b/f means ill share that pain and turn down a threesome with a girl ive wanted for the better part of 3 years....
WTF is wrong with me.
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~sarevok9~