Motherfuckers keep messing with my shit
So we thought we had all our shit straight for tour. Hahahahahaha, yeah, right. Then we got a call yesterdayuhthere was a miscommunication, uhuhyou guys arent playing the 20th through the 23rd, uh.uhthere was a miscommunicationuhuh Yeah, whatever, thanks for telling us 5 days before we supposed to leave. Its not like we have jobs or anything. Not that weve been planning on taking this time off for a long time, not that its the worst time of year for me to be leaving my job.
Its not as if we didnt call to confirm that we were playing these shows. Nope. Fuckers. So now we get to drive from Baltimore to Georgia on the 24th. In some ways it works out OK, its early week shows that were missing and now I can Neil Hamburger at the Black Cat on Monday, but I wanna be on tour!!! Nowhere else. I sacrifice a lot to be in this band. I could be making good money doing other stuff, but I wanna be a rocker. I guess getting shit on is part of being a punk, right? Someone once told me to stick with what you are good at. Well, I do a bang-up job of getting shit stuck to me, so Im gonna keep up punk rock n roll nonsense for the foreseeable future. Damn the twerps in Speedoser, I mean torpedoes.
Whatever, I dont care what happens from this point forward, Im going out to have a good time. Shitty attendance at show? Who cares, Ill burry the place. Show get cancelled? Fuck it, Ill get drunk and hopefully screw. People start acting like duesche bags? Ill make fun ofem. A good time will be had by all. And by all I mean me and whoever else cares to join me. You in?
Extra special thanks to the Baltimore PD for writing me a fix-it-ticket in my hour of need. Props to Auggies Auto Repair for making that possible. Much love!
So we thought we had all our shit straight for tour. Hahahahahaha, yeah, right. Then we got a call yesterdayuhthere was a miscommunication, uhuhyou guys arent playing the 20th through the 23rd, uh.uhthere was a miscommunicationuhuh Yeah, whatever, thanks for telling us 5 days before we supposed to leave. Its not like we have jobs or anything. Not that weve been planning on taking this time off for a long time, not that its the worst time of year for me to be leaving my job.
Its not as if we didnt call to confirm that we were playing these shows. Nope. Fuckers. So now we get to drive from Baltimore to Georgia on the 24th. In some ways it works out OK, its early week shows that were missing and now I can Neil Hamburger at the Black Cat on Monday, but I wanna be on tour!!! Nowhere else. I sacrifice a lot to be in this band. I could be making good money doing other stuff, but I wanna be a rocker. I guess getting shit on is part of being a punk, right? Someone once told me to stick with what you are good at. Well, I do a bang-up job of getting shit stuck to me, so Im gonna keep up punk rock n roll nonsense for the foreseeable future. Damn the twerps in Speedoser, I mean torpedoes.
Whatever, I dont care what happens from this point forward, Im going out to have a good time. Shitty attendance at show? Who cares, Ill burry the place. Show get cancelled? Fuck it, Ill get drunk and hopefully screw. People start acting like duesche bags? Ill make fun ofem. A good time will be had by all. And by all I mean me and whoever else cares to join me. You in?
Extra special thanks to the Baltimore PD for writing me a fix-it-ticket in my hour of need. Props to Auggies Auto Repair for making that possible. Much love!
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how is john waters hometown these days?