Every time I visit my parents, their next-door neighbors always try to set me up with their daughter. Given that I've never met their daughter, it's something of a difficult task to agree to marry her. I'm hoping her mother was drunk last night when she lazily interrogated me about my age, job, and life's ambitions. I was thoroughly convinced she was drunk when she...
Read More
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
Somebody named Psycho-something-or-other keeps sending me messages on AIM. Now, I'm all for talking to new people, but not when it's to repond to pointless drivel like "Shuddup bitch." So Mr. Psycho is currently resting in the penalty box until he can learn to associate nicely with the rest of humanity.
I have enough on my plate to worry about than to have to deal...
Read More
I have enough on my plate to worry about than to have to deal...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
monet:
I thought you weren't going to write in this thing any more?
littledeadkid:
basterd ass aim terrorists u ought ta kick em in the nutz
Do you ever get the feeling that you're not in sync with the rest of the world?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mistressmissy:
yes and it makes me happy
i hate that band
wait
what?
i hate that band
wait
what?
consuela:
only every day
I have not yet begun to write!
I wrote a haiku about my old landlord. Enjoy:
Assholish landords
That withhold my deposit
Make me sad and poor
My Thoughts
I wrote a haiku about my old landlord. Enjoy:
Assholish landords
That withhold my deposit
Make me sad and poor
My Thoughts
kristy_lyn:
so is that a yes i'm cute or an ewwwwww, no way? *giggles*
*kisses*
*kisses*
kungfucindysue:
hello there,
your thoughts link froze my computer! grr. it's ok
thanks for liking my screen name. it's from the blondie song "kung fu girls"
yes.
bye-bye
your thoughts link froze my computer! grr. it's ok
thanks for liking my screen name. it's from the blondie song "kung fu girls"
yes.
bye-bye
Is there something wrong with me if I want to bludgeon every person I see on the street with a lead pipe?
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
yawf:
don't forget that old standby,
the candlestick!
the candlestick!
ratgirl:
I'd say you're pretty damn normal. I often want to bludgeon people.
no, no stalin or hitler staches-- I'm talking cop staches or mexi staches.
no, no stalin or hitler staches-- I'm talking cop staches or mexi staches.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy notes that Disaster Area are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert goers judge that the best sound balance is usually heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, while the musicians themselves play their instruments...
Read More
Read More
mistressmissy:
thatd be quite a thing to see...through binoculars
every time I think my upstairs neighbor has finally settled down,
*CREEAKKK* CREEEAAAK* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
*CREEAKKK* CREEEAAAK* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
i can't live like this
*CREEAKKK* CREEEAAAK* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
*CREEAKKK* CREEEAAAK* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
i can't live like this
I wanna get psycho
yawf:
take 2 sheets of acid and call me in the morning
Ayeeeeeeaaaarrrrrghhhhhhh!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
krista:
Wait...is that you or your wall saying that?
jivesucka52:
OH SHIIIIITTTTT! you're into cool movies and bands and books and all that crazy ass stuff. Right on Mofo.
I have a sneaking suspicion that my upstairs neighbor is stalking me...
man I need to quit talking to my wall...
man I need to quit talking to my wall...
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
linz:
hahah!
ps. enough with corey feldman, he is unacceptable...!!
ps. enough with corey feldman, he is unacceptable...!!
clara:
I do have all my teeth, but I think the rednecks are more accustomed to dancers with giant fake boobs. Most of the people I've seen out there are walking, talking stereotypes in one way or another.
arranged marriages! wow,
what century are we in again?
you're right in your comment,
it has just become too hard to do this.
his family pretty much hates me now
but i had to do it.