sarc

They preempted The Simpsons for a static image of Baghdad? A war crime, indeed...

So my beautiful happy day was almost cut tragically short by some idiot frat boy driving a jeep that kept his eyes on some half-dressed females rather than on the road. Luckily I was watching him as I crossed the street, so I could dodge if need be. He stopped craning his neck long enough to give me an embarrassed look as he STILL turned in front of me and sped down the hill... I think Lord Fratsmasher might need to be called into action.