sarc

So I've been fighting off the cold from hell for the past 4 days. I think the last time I saw an actual human being was when I left work on Friday.

I used up an entire box of kleenex, lots of cough drops and cold-eeze, about 4000% of Vitamin C a day, and a few bottles of nasal spray, and I still can't breathe out of my left nostril. Pharmacists and medicine companies are quacks.