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If this keeps up, I'm going to start building an ark.

So on my way home from work today, this new girl that just moved in opens the front door to my building and looks around outside like she's waiting for someone. She could clearly see me coming up the walk fending off the torrential downpour with my umbrella, and what does she do? She goes back inside and shuts the door in my face. What the fuck. So I had to spend an extra minute in the rain trying to juggle my umbrella at the same time fumbling with my keys to open the door, getting drenched in the process. I swear, between rude chicks slamming doors every time they see me, and Stompy Stomperson's nightly ballet over my head, I'm seriously considering getting the fuck out of this place.

Anybody need a roommate/indentured servant? I'm housebroken and follow orders well.