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Disney Dissidents Say Eisner Must Go

Yes! Finally! After years of denouncing Michael Eisner as the Debil, the world is finally catching up. It's about time he got his come-uppance. The Evil Empire is crumbling; it's time for a revolution. By next month his severed head will be stuck on an animation stand. And the world will rejoice.

So I'm going to see The Passion of the Christ tomorrow with my work buddies (again, don't ask). We're going to see it after lunch, and from what I've heard of the film's graphic nature, that may not be the brighest of ideas. As is the consumption of alcoholic beverages during said lunch. We'll all either be laughing hysterically and pissing off all the christians in the audience, or throwing up all over the theater. Ah, fun times.

I'm going to see an acoustic set by some local hardcore bands at a coffee shop tomorrow night. This is just too intriguing to miss. And I'll either be bored to death, or so hopped up on caffeine I'll be screaming requests at them. "FREE BIRD! FREE BIRD, GODAMMIT!!! PLAY FREE BIRD OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASSES!" Caffeine just brings out the greatest parts of my personality, yes.

Either/or. I'm all about the duality of fate today.