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Extreme close-up brought to you in part by the Sergio Leone School of Photography.

Boy, you folks have been busy since I've been gone. Much to catch up on....

First things first: It being a new year and all, I'm looking to retire the Sarcazmo name. Any suggestions on what my new name should be?

I have a great idea for a short film, but I'm too lazy to write it down on paper. The pistons in my brain have been pumping at subpar capacity lately and thinking coherently has become unbearbly hard. So there it stays, bumping around my cerebral cortex and saying hi to Medulla every few days.

I think the radiation from all the time sitting in front of my computer screen has finally taken effect.

Mental note: invest in lead underwear.