sarc

It never fails to rain on Labor Day. Arrghh.

I'm fiending for a cup of coffee, but I'm fresh out and the corner store doesn't open for another 10 minutes.

Do I dare brave the storm for my precious caffeine, or do I stay inside, go through caffeine withdrawal, develop cabin fever madness, and go slaughter all my neighbors?

Both sound tempting, but I think I'll just throw on a slicker and run like hell to the store.

Enjoy your holiday, folks.

Oh, and I just had to mention that this member is ber-hot.