sarahpie

"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts."



Yesterday was amazing. I made a new friend and had a picnic in an empty fountain. We decided that my tumor is really a diamond, unless it's benign, in which case it's only a lump of gold. Michelle Obama made a speech. I played a lot of pool. And won.

I've been looking for a copy of the constitution. I know they have them at Barnes and Noble and Borders, but I prefer to give my money to little stores, so I keep looking. So yesterday, I went into this tiny little book store in SF. It seemed to have no organization about it, so I asked the old lady behind the counter if she had one. She said that yes, she did, and I'd better buy it and memorize it because if Obama gets elected it's going to disappear.
Why would you say that to a customer? Anyways, I told her never mind, I didn't need anything from her, and she continued to yell at me as I walked out the door and down the street. "He said he thinks it's ok to take people's rights away! He's going to ruin this country!" Sigh. I love people, sometimes. Assholes.

I think I smoked too much last night. Oigh.