saraberri

i'm calling this post "Shit I Would Buy If I Were Independently Wealthy":


i'm not even sure i'd put guns in them. i think it's just an awesome way to carry my cell phone and wallet.


there is no explanation needed for this one.


i'm like, obsessed with library ladders. i lurve them. my house has the ceilings for them, and i want a library for one and i want one in the kitchen, which will have double cabinets.


this one i have sort of a love/hate with. on one hand, you've got pop-stars wearing them, not to mention my one-eyed, estranged father (one drunk bike ride too many). one the other hand is the fact eyepatches are sincerely cool.


cupcakes. i would travel the world for these things. i mean, i'd travel the world anyway, that's what independently wealthy people with disposal incomes do, but i'd be having cupcakes while i was at places like these...

and i would have one of these, because.
just because. i like porcupines. *shrugs*

i mean, i can't resist this:



obviously the list is longer, but i'm sensitive to the fact you have many blogs to read. just for now be assured that given the chance, i'd be a well-traveled, well read piratical old west gunslinger in the most amazing lingerie.