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saraberri

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Friday Jul 31, 2009

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ok friends, i have once again fallen victim to the world's inability to plan for my being in it. i'm talking specifically about flip-flops this time. wrecked my toe on a door because it was not regulation flip flop clearance height. nothing like my sailer's mouth going off in the nursery school (where i was dropping off my son) And, once you open the metal door onto toe, you are now faced with a decision: open past toe, continuing the carnage or close slightly, scraping door through fresh open wound. went through the door again this afternoon, there was a little bit of my toe still stuck on the bottom of it. last time i did this, i was exiting a completely different door, and scraped up my achille's tendon somethin' fierce. that one took a month to heal. i, however, REFUSE to wear more appropriate footwear. it's part of my whole pro-nakedness thing. skull
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mr_truffles:
Ow! I know all about flip flop catastrophes. My worst was a a combo-hit take down. I was walking the dog, nicked my right flip flop on a raised curb (the kind of nick where the sole of the flip flop bends underneath your toes), tried to regain split second balance, ended up stepping on my left foot and flip flop, ripped my left foot from the flip flop (completely detaching the toe strap from it), fell forward due to my dog pulling me, couldn't get my hands out fast enough because of the awkward position I was in, land on and busted open my chin.

13 stitches.

No lessons learned though...still rockin' flip flops... biggrin
Jul 31, 2009
saraberri:
oh no mr truffles ! but.....BWAH-HA HA HA! stay strong -don't give up the flippies!
Jul 31, 2009

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