today my ol' friend society told me i'm fat and not pretty. i believed him.
i'm lazy too, but that was my idea.
i'm lazy too, but that was my idea.
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water balloon fight!!!!!!!!!
i got you!!
i got you!!
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aaardvark:
You're so lovely and adorable. I love you.
thejuanupsman:
Oh sure, throw it when I wasn't looking,
i'm in a bad mood and i don't anticipate work making it any better. cheer me up. 
rylie:
Kiss, Kiss, Slap, Slap.
All better.
All better.
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tinyelvis:
I'm not cool enuff to see your picture.
runk:
That is one HAWT Red X! I can understand the attraction.
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
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modded_mafia:
Geesh, pain - turn on yes but a chainsaw would be pushing it... 
modded_mafia:
Geesh, pain - turn on yes but a chainsaw would be pushing it...
woke up happy
went back to sleep happy
slept in
bathed
work wasn't deathly
cleaned
now i'm going to eat 'p'sketti loops' and watch 'blow' in my clean living room
overall pretty good day and i'm relievedly content
went back to sleep happy
slept in
bathed
work wasn't deathly
cleaned
now i'm going to eat 'p'sketti loops' and watch 'blow' in my clean living room
overall pretty good day and i'm relievedly content
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runk:
Slept in...two of the most beautiful words ever.
parks:
hearing of your clean living room makes me smile
get out of YOUR kitchen, huh? well then YOU can clean it. BAH!
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tinyelvis:
I feel ya
My feelings too
you took the words outa my mouth
i'm confused
My feelings too
you took the words outa my mouth
i'm confused
radio_sweetheart:
Thanks again for coming our party! It was nice to see you guys! You made quite the impression with the matchin blonde hair and almost matching outfits (Em was in P. Diddy white )
Next time you need to get your way in the kitchen, just use your hypnovision to control them! Those eyes of yours are mesmerizing
One note, your website link is broken since you have the "http" part in their twice.
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Next time you need to get your way in the kitchen, just use your hypnovision to control them! Those eyes of yours are mesmerizing
One note, your website link is broken since you have the "http" part in their twice.
now don't have me break this thing down for nothin'. i wanna see ya'll on your baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. i am your neighbor.
i went to pilates today.
i went to pilates today.
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thelefthand:
<shakin it like a polaroid picture>
parks:
I was watching theFith Element the other night and it occured to me that the secretary in Mr. Zorg's office looks a lot like you
it was cool
it was cool
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moongirl:
oh god not the gnomes...here's what you do...play horrible pop music to your abdomen...the gnomes will start dancing and then die from exhaustion
otherwise their pointy hats will burst through your stomach like the alien did through that guys chest
otherwise their pointy hats will burst through your stomach like the alien did through that guys chest
aficionado:
uhm. I see it now. hurrah!
4:00-6:00= reliving my junior and senior years of high school through short-lived popular rock bands
7:00= val kilmer is totally hotter as a psycho than batman
9:30= (in order of death)
asshole
slut
latino
non-asshole comic relief
intellectual older doctor
tough black guy (with flame thrower)
hot good girl (survived)
good looking hero (survived)
perpetually regenerating mutant aberration- gilled head, five-inch long spiked teeth, scaled...
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7:00= val kilmer is totally hotter as a psycho than batman
9:30= (in order of death)
asshole
slut
latino
non-asshole comic relief
intellectual older doctor
tough black guy (with flame thrower)
hot good girl (survived)
good looking hero (survived)
perpetually regenerating mutant aberration- gilled head, five-inch long spiked teeth, scaled...
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toneski:
everybody thought you were being silly and confusing Bale with Kilmer in the new Batman... but i totally get it... you are talking about 
moongirl:
i love real genius...such a good movie
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
your hot belly was the main attraction at the club on monday. sexy. mwuah.