saphronia

I like reading other peoples journals but have a hard time writing my own. The problem is that too much shit goes through my head at one time to harness down in a journal. So, look out for possible weird silly at any given time mixed in with a collection conspiracy theories and social political rants.
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For some reason my husband continues to buy me dainty little vibrators. He doesn't have a dainty penis. I finally decided to tell him to let me buy my own.

Why is it so hard to go to sleep before it's already morning?