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It honestly annoys me how guys think our periods arent as big of a deal as we make them out to be.
YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:
Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
Craving random shit.
Not having the random shit youre craving.
Crying for unexplainable reasons.
Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
NO SEX, you can, but thats gross.
More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
Crying.
Worry about leaking through whatever youre wearing
Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
THINKING youre done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
You will yell at people you love.
Having to piss every 13 minutes.
Farting like a fucking obese redneck father.
Wanting to eat everything in sight.
Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
Only time youre actually horny,when sex isnt an option.
Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
Lots of crying.
And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
Either way, H8 LYFE