santianna

I really hate it when you get really drunk the night before, behave like a total idiot, tthen wake up the next morning feeling so fucking embarassed with only one consolation, that you are hopefully never Ever going to have to see those people again..

I went to the Latin festival yesterday at the park and made a perfect fool out of myself. So I'm there, and I'm trying to pick up a girl. But for some damn reason, they were all stright as beanpoles. I was pretty sure I freaked some of them out, and for the life of me, I cannot understand how, or why. Well, I mean, I'm small, cute and look absolutely harmless. And you go dance with that freaky looking dude who can't salsa just because he's well, because he has a penis.

Bah.

Ooh. And I slapped the ass of UK's most celebrated latin musician. (mm.. Victor Hugo, for those that care )