****warning, long ass update****
Friday 6/17 Got to Molly's at like 11, Molly's, is an Irish pub in downtown Lakeland. Then walked across the street to Hurricanes. Danced their til like 1:30, by that time the 5-6 drinks and 2 shots I had consumed were totally kicking in. Sidenote: I found a new drink I like, Malibu and pineapple, mmm mmmm yummy. So by this time me and April are getting pretty bored, so she suggested we go to the strip club. haha, so my newbie, never been to a strip club in my life agrees to go to one.....Yep the very same place that the girl I hate the most right now works.... So me and April, Tim and Mike (two guys she works with) get in my car and head to the club..... Of course the first thing I do when I get there is look for her ass, no where to be found. Asked a waitress if she was working, I didnt know her stage name, but I do now and it is not a very creative one to say the least.
Anyways, she gets her ass to where I am sitting and of course I want a lap dance from her and to know how I could apply to dance. She just gives me the dirtiest look and walks off. So I have officially been denied a lap dance from a stripper. I guess my hard earned money wasnt as good as those toothless rednecks that hang out there.
Anyways, walked around for a bit, checked out the girls, realized hey, I could do this if I wanted. Some of the girls were really kind of chunky, which surprised me
Look over my shoulder and who the fuck do I see but my good friend Chip, who I havent seen in ages. It was awesome. Got down and dirty on him for awhile. In the process of walking around me and April started dancing off one another. That of course created a scene and a crowd. We made 15 bucks that night. Haha, imagine that, two girls off the street make 7.50 each in an hour and a half. We dont even work there!!!! hehehe
So we leave there and I wanted to do a really nice thing. So I thought, hey I will call that nasty bitch and apologize for anything I might have ever said or did to hear.... So call her, of course no answer, didn't leave a message, but anyways. She calls me back and leaves this nasty message on my machine calling me (remember I am the nonstripper) a dirty, drunk, fucking whore!!!! And that if I ever call her cell phone again, she is going to beat my ass. My weight 120, hers maybe 95, yeah I could sit on her and do damage if I wanted.
But anyways, I think she was just jealous that I went up into her work and had a good time. Some people just can't handle it when you show them it doesn't bother you anymore. So yes people, I can say I have been to a strip club. Not something I would do on a regular basis, but definately an experience.
The remainder of this weekend has consisted of doing nothing but relaxing and enjoying where I am at right now in life. Take care everyone!!!
Kristen
Friday 6/17 Got to Molly's at like 11, Molly's, is an Irish pub in downtown Lakeland. Then walked across the street to Hurricanes. Danced their til like 1:30, by that time the 5-6 drinks and 2 shots I had consumed were totally kicking in. Sidenote: I found a new drink I like, Malibu and pineapple, mmm mmmm yummy. So by this time me and April are getting pretty bored, so she suggested we go to the strip club. haha, so my newbie, never been to a strip club in my life agrees to go to one.....Yep the very same place that the girl I hate the most right now works.... So me and April, Tim and Mike (two guys she works with) get in my car and head to the club..... Of course the first thing I do when I get there is look for her ass, no where to be found. Asked a waitress if she was working, I didnt know her stage name, but I do now and it is not a very creative one to say the least.
Anyways, she gets her ass to where I am sitting and of course I want a lap dance from her and to know how I could apply to dance. She just gives me the dirtiest look and walks off. So I have officially been denied a lap dance from a stripper. I guess my hard earned money wasnt as good as those toothless rednecks that hang out there.
Anyways, walked around for a bit, checked out the girls, realized hey, I could do this if I wanted. Some of the girls were really kind of chunky, which surprised me
Look over my shoulder and who the fuck do I see but my good friend Chip, who I havent seen in ages. It was awesome. Got down and dirty on him for awhile. In the process of walking around me and April started dancing off one another. That of course created a scene and a crowd. We made 15 bucks that night. Haha, imagine that, two girls off the street make 7.50 each in an hour and a half. We dont even work there!!!! hehehe
So we leave there and I wanted to do a really nice thing. So I thought, hey I will call that nasty bitch and apologize for anything I might have ever said or did to hear.... So call her, of course no answer, didn't leave a message, but anyways. She calls me back and leaves this nasty message on my machine calling me (remember I am the nonstripper) a dirty, drunk, fucking whore!!!! And that if I ever call her cell phone again, she is going to beat my ass. My weight 120, hers maybe 95, yeah I could sit on her and do damage if I wanted.
But anyways, I think she was just jealous that I went up into her work and had a good time. Some people just can't handle it when you show them it doesn't bother you anymore. So yes people, I can say I have been to a strip club. Not something I would do on a regular basis, but definately an experience.
The remainder of this weekend has consisted of doing nothing but relaxing and enjoying where I am at right now in life. Take care everyone!!!
Kristen
Well it is good to know that you are the bigger person. Hey what strip club did you go too, they all suck around here and wanna know what shit hole you went to because an old boss of mine once dated a girl from one and i didn't like her much