sanguinemuntjac

I went to the bike porn event at Lothlorian a month ago. I'd say that generally I had a good time. I mostly liked the short porns. Some of them were really clever. Like the one that was like a silent film so it was kinda funny that way. And then there was one that was all photos put together but it told a story and that was pretty cool. A few were SUPER boring. A good number were real lady loving. So that was cool.

I think ultimately I felt disappointed. I think probably because of my own issues with my weight and blah blah blah. But there were no chubby people. Not even like... a little bit. They were all rails. Kinda was like "meh" to watch. I guess for a porn even that is supposed to be very inclusive and sex positive they sure did a good job of filtering out the chubbies. And I'm not just talking about ladies, either. Plenty of not-chubby dudes too.

So that was a bit of a bummer.

I left feeling like "ok, well, you Madison bicyclists... I'm gonna go drive home in my car and eat a cookie when I get home."