Wow, what a crazy night last night. Kermit threw another wild party for getting his contract extended with Jeep as their spokesfrog. As usual Miss Piggy was her bitchy self, I always ask "O Why" Kermit did you marry that fat pig when you could have had one of my chickens.
Beeker and the Professor of course were working the bar and mixing some crazy shit. I think I had a few to many and shot myself out of a cannon without the net. Good thang that pool was just put into Kermits & Piggy's house recently. Although it still hurt like hell when I hit the water and skipped a very time running into Animal. The crazy redhead bastard and to many Beeker drinks also and whipped out his G-String speedo and took an dive in the pool. Fozzie was also in the pool but most the gang told him to get the F out because he smelled like wet dog.
How ever I can say it was not all bad, I think I had a threesome? I woke up with to Chickens by my side with no cock in sight.
Beeker and the Professor of course were working the bar and mixing some crazy shit. I think I had a few to many and shot myself out of a cannon without the net. Good thang that pool was just put into Kermits & Piggy's house recently. Although it still hurt like hell when I hit the water and skipped a very time running into Animal. The crazy redhead bastard and to many Beeker drinks also and whipped out his G-String speedo and took an dive in the pool. Fozzie was also in the pool but most the gang told him to get the F out because he smelled like wet dog.
How ever I can say it was not all bad, I think I had a threesome? I woke up with to Chickens by my side with no cock in sight.