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Sunday Jul 23, 2006

Jul 23, 2006
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Holy Crap II,

Another day of high humidity creating total sweat outs. On the postive, I am at least losing some body fat .

So I experience/witness stupidity in it's best form today at the gas pumps. So this older lady pulled up infront of my pump which I was busy with a combination of, pumping my own gas, listening to my music turned up a little high, and some eye candy across the next pump.

So, this lady interrupts:

Lady "do you pre-pay before you pump the gas"
Me "yes, or use your credit card"
Lady "how do you do that, I have never used a credit card"

What FREAKEN planet does this lady live on??? Credit card gas pumps have been around since the earth cooled!!!

Me "slide your card into the credit card slot"
Lady "it's not working??"
Me "slide it into the credit card slot, NOT the receipt slot"
Lady "it's still not working???"
Me "slide it in and out quickly"
Lady "It won't pump???"
Me "you need to push the right button"

And then after all this, when shes all done pumping, she goes to the teller???
F'in crazy, I feel sorry for her sexy life.

Do I need to pay before?
How do you do it that way?
O' it's not working.
O' am I putting it into the wrong hole?
O' should I be to sliding it in and out quickly?
O' is it limp because I am not pushing the right button?
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dorsal:
HAHA no thats not it

Gonzo is my love! and i love you! kiss miao!!
Jul 24, 2006
ngila:
Only in your dreams.
Jul 26, 2006

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