samyouwell

S.O.S...... We need somewhere to live.... we'll pay upto $800 dollars a month, and literally will live anywhere but here with my evil uncle.... who is cunningly disguised as a nice guy, but underneath that is a scheming child....

I'm still kind of an illegal immigrant and my wifey has fucked up credit, but we have the money... literally we offer to pay 6 month in advance and no fucker will rent to us.... ARGHHHHHH!

Please help.