Ok.... i'm kind of an illegal immigrant.... getting married, but right now..... totally not supposed to be here at all...
So sunday night i was introduced to california's finest.... and was gived a DUI?............... bastard!.... spent a night in the drunk tank..... first time i ever got behind the wheel drunk.... fuckin' sods law....
but they didn't deport me.... that was nice of them.
"I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for dem pesky kids!"
So sunday night i was introduced to california's finest.... and was gived a DUI?............... bastard!.... spent a night in the drunk tank..... first time i ever got behind the wheel drunk.... fuckin' sods law....
but they didn't deport me.... that was nice of them.
"I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for dem pesky kids!"
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i drive a honda element with a futon mattress in the back... if i am drunk, i just climb in the back and pass out for a while...
Hmmm... except for that one time that i ran over my leg with the car, falling out of it... ha.. but i was not driving...
either way... just be careful!!